32 Potential Band Names (DO NOT STEAL THEM!)

In no particular order… (and I didn’t look to see if any of these existed first)

1. Contraband Hammer
2. Crash Dye It
3. Lens
4. Free with Purchase
5. Halibut High
6. Your Favorite Jeans
7. Dangling Bits
8. STFU
9. Condom Fairies (courtesy of Andreas)
10. Bumping Uglies
11. Pretzel Stix (courtesy of The Boy)
12. Between Toasts
13. Strapping Young Men (an all-girls group, of course, like Barenaked Ladies)
14. Over You (nothing but love balads, bay-bee)
15. Self-Taught
16. Mark/c
17. Potential In-laws
18. Courtside Lovers
19. Harbinger
20. A Likely Story
21. The Stripsearch Marthas
22. Oxidance (techno/dance group, of course)
23. Jazz Hands
24. Buyer Beware
25. Dressed Down Daisies
26. Just Like Mom’s
27. Kissing Cousins (a country band?)
28. Marked Unread
29. Automatic Cynic
30. Every Probable Outcome
31. Sounds From the Peanut Gallery
32. Danson Kweens (Gay punk band? courtesy of Jer)